I’m not crazy about used clothes. I mean they call it vintage, you know to take your mind off of what it really is: “nasty wear“.

There is no vintage underwear of course, but it’s not because the guy couldn’t sell his underwear, it’s because men wear their underwear until it absolutely disintegrates. Men hang on to underwear until, until each individual underwear molecule is so strained it can barely retain the properties of a solid.