Involve going for a walk. The walking date is the perfect date because you don’t have to look directly at the person.
It’s the next best thing to being alone.
Episode: Season 8 - Episode 18: The Nap
A sure sign something is wrong
An important life lesson from George Costanza
She doesn’t want to talk, she needs to talk.
(Nobody needs to talk)
Episode: Season 8 - Episode 15: The Susie
Proper entrance
An important life lesson from George Costanza
When a woman enters a ball she twirls.
Episode: Season 8 - Episode 15: The Susie
Tip for a profitable male escort lifestyle
An important life lesson from Elaine Bennes
If you are considering a job as a male gigolo you might want to think relocating to Japan.
In Japan they are more enlightened. They can see beyond the physical, and you might need that.
Episode: Season 8 - Episode 15: The Susie
A dating loophole
An important life lesson from Jerry Seinfeld
If you don’t ask a woman out, there’s no chance you’ll be rejected.
A way out of asking her out could be to make her a bet where “the loser buys dinner”.
Episode: Season 7 - Episode 20: The Calzone
Parents moving to Florida
An important life lesson from Jerry Seinfeld
You have no idea how your life is gonna improve as a result of this. Food tastes better. The air seems fresher. You’ll have more energy and self confidence than you ever dreamed of.
Taking a bath
An important life lesson from Cosmo Kramer
It’s disgusting. I’m sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth.
All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me.
Sponge-worthy?
An important life lesson from Elaine Bennes
Are you too promiscuous? Do you need a new screening process?
Well, try to consider if your date is “sponge-worthy”. Imagine that your ONLY possible type of birth control is of the market and you only have 60 left, so you can’t afford to waste any of them.
So… Is it worth wasting one of them on this guy?
(Maybe consider a proper interview beforehand.)
Episode: Season 7 - Episode 09: The Sponge
Are you on the pill?
An important life lesson from Cosmo Kramer
I think birth control should be discussed in an open forum!
Episode: Season 7 - Episode 09: The Sponge